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  Beehive

  Andy Hoffman

  For my father, who would have enjoyed this; for Judy who does; and for Marcus, who will.

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  1.

  I never meant to be a hero. What’s more, I never was meant to be one either. That’s more important. Of course, sometimes your own life veers out of control. Like with the bees. Sometimes a big wind blows up and knocks the hive over, or some inexperienced keeper will move the hive a couple yards to where they think they should have set it up to start with. But the bees don’t have the same perspective as people, and when they go home and the hive has moved, they just buzz around where the hive used to be. They’re not dumb, mind you; I think they’re smarter than me, but that doesn’t say much. They know home by the position of the sun and the hive’s place in its surroundings.

  Sooner or later, one of the bees might find the hive and convince the others to return to it, but that’s extraordinary. Single bees aren’t meant for that sort of heroic action. They have more intelligence as a hive than you could imagine from watching bees one by one. So this one bee who finds the hive never intended to do anything of the sort. All she knew was her home and her queen were missing, and she would never rest until she found them.

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  I left the Bureau at my regular time, just after everyone else had gone home. I learned very early that diligence makes up for many shortcomings, especially in work. So few people have exceptional skills or consistently come up with new ideas that diligence becomes the only way to judge someone’s work. Diligence or birthright. I don’t have the latter, so I use the former, and its worked so far. I’m Assistant Chief in the Housing Characteristics Division of the Bureau of the Census. One of the Assistant Chiefs in the Housing Characteristics Division, I should say.

  I stay until six, usually. It takes an extra hour to fix the mistakes of the day anyway. The people I work with don’t seem quite as diligent as me, but they all have children to raise and houses to tend and parents to care for, necessary obligations. I’m a civil servant, so I help them with their work. They wouldn’t let me help rear their children, of course, so what can I do? We’re all in this together. After all, where would America be if we let the children slip away because we were too busy with our jobs?

  The phone machine blinked with two messages. The first was from Jim that morning, reporting he’d found two more supercedure cells in one of the hives. The second came from Elizabeth. “I won’t be home tonight,” she said. “The General has a meeting in Newport first thing tomorrow morning and decided he wanted me along. We’re staying overnight on base. Lucky I picked up the cleaning on my way in today. I’ll be back tomorrow.”

  3.

  So I fired up the ‘mobile and headed out to Virginia. See what I mean about heroes? If I had different parents, maybe I would have gotten drunk, or called up Jean, the programmer in Operations who always sends me messages. But I take Elizabeth at her word. I know her craziness about her work. And how can I blame her? A twenty-seven-year-old woman attached to the Joint Chiefs of Staff? She wants to be in the Cabinet before she’s forty and I don’t see how she can miss. She’s ready now, as far as I can tell.

  I met her eighteen months before, at a party I hardly expected to go to. A woman I had tried to help through a crisis — that’s what I thought I was doing anyway — insisted I come to an embassy cocktail party. I know about these gatherings only from rumor. They hold them weekdays because people don’t like to work on weekends, and these parties are work. You get invited if you have business to transact. Certain deals, Elizabeth has since told me, can only be made with a drink in your hand and a woman in a cocktail dress by your side. The Census doesn’t work that way, but Defense, where Elizabeth works, does.

  I arrived late because the woman who brought me wanted to know why I wouldn’t sleep with her. I befriended her because her husband had died rushing to the hospital because their son put himself into a coma with cocaine; I thought she needed my help. “You don’t know how gorgeous you are, do you?” she said when I told her thank you, but no.

  “Don’t joke,” I said. I didn’t believe her, though I’ve learned over the past year a half that I maybe should have respected her eye more. Elizabeth came up to me ten minutes after I arrived and asked me if I worked for Defense or State. “I’m on the domestic side,” I told her.

  And she told me, “Well, I’ve talked to all the people I need to here. Are you ready to go?”

  I must have sniffed something about her, because I took a quick look back at my hostess, downing a highball glass she brimmed with scotch, and I said, “Lead on.”

  4.

  Elizabeth was the first woman I slept with the first time I met her. She always said she felt an instinctual attraction between us. Me, I’m wary of instinct. Even the bees: when they mate, instinct draws all the drones, but only the fastest, strongest, most agile male succeeds. Of course, after he delivers sperm enough to last the queen a year or more, she heads back to the hive with his member still in her. What’s left of him drops out of the air like a stone. So, instinct makes all the drones fly, but instinct doesn’t always result in success. And even success seems no more than a limited success, taken from the individual drone’s point of view. Maybe instinct drives the hive, maybe instin
ct drives society for us, but I find it hard to imagine what instinct means for the individual bee, or person.

  But I have no other explanation for what happened that night. I didn’t know where she led me, but I followed. A bar? Her place? In the two-block walk we talked about the party, or she talked about it. “No one has even a second for fun at these things,” she told me. “You try to measure how fast you drink so that when you finally get the chance to talk to the power man you’re there to see, you aren’t too drunk to make sense or too sober to ask for what you want. And when you’re done, always unsure whether you’ve made any real impact, you slap down another drink and head for the door. This is my car.” She pointed at a sleek red Porsche.

  She leaned her seat against the passenger door. I thought we’d hang there in the chilly fall night and discuss where to go next, but she took the lapels of my jacket and pulled me to her. Her mouth laid open, wide and wet, and I felt her tongue draw my front teeth closer into her. I had to support myself against the roof to stop myself from crushing her. Her hips rolled in a slow-motion dance against me. I think I remember her hand jockeying back and forth from stick-shift to me on the ride in her car, but I can only say for certain that half an hour after we left the party we were naked in her bed.

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  I met Elizabeth’s father only once before the crisis with Elizabeth. I don’t want to tell you her last name, because you’d recognize it from the investment firm her family’s been part of for a couple of generations. He’s a big man who wears deep heavy dark suits that smell of old furniture. He comes across, in pictures, as an overstuffed chair. But in person he’s always grunting and grumbling, roving and rumbling, no chair you’d settle into. Elizabeth says people who work with him know to pay attention only when he mumbles; that’s when he really means what he says.

  I don’t mean to make her father out as an old cartoon money sack, one of those drawstring numbers, with a dollar sign on the front, that always crushes the badly-shaven thief. He raises funds for research for the blind, supports art museums, and chairs international trade associations. When he comes to DC, he meets Elizabeth for a drink at his hotel or they end up at the same functions. He seemed to like me the one time he met me, though how he assayed my value as a potential son-in-law even Elizabeth couldn’t say.

  “No one can read my father, though he expects everyone to,” she told me.

  His resume tells more about Elizabeth’s upbringing than about his personality. Elizabeth grew up in New York private schools, then went on to Choate, Brown and the Fletcher School, all the cream of education. She was twenty-three when she took her first job, with the Defense Department. She became an expert on the effects of defense spending on international economies, especially in the Middle East. I can’t begin to hold in my head the number of variables she works with every day. She loves her work more than she loves anybody, and in five years has become the second-ranking civilian woman in the Department. I don’t think she had to use her looks to rise so fast; she pays only offhand attention to her appearance anyway. She goes in for what she calls a general workup every two weeks — hair, facial, nails. In between, she thinks less about her skin, clothes and style than the average riveter. She smells of charm, kindness, money and as much honesty as her work allows.

  When the bees want to raise a queen, either to swarm or to replace an old one, the nurse bees feed a regular fertilized worker-larva nothing but royal jelly. That’s all it takes. Without royal jelly, they get a worker; with it they get a queen. So what makes people think we are so different?

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  Elizabeth and I have a tacit arrangement: we stay out of each other’s families. This means we won’t marry, of course, but once I knew Elizabeth I guess I knew that. Moving in together three months after we first met and slept together just streamlined home life. Elizabeth doesn’t like thinking about clothes, and splitting time between places meant she had to. She had already agreed to buy a big new place before we met. After she closed we both moved in, and I pay her rent. When I protested she wanted too little, she told me, “Don’t be ridiculous. There’s no way to calculate my tax benefit, and you don’t have the sort of money I do.” Then she wrinkled up her nose and put her lips into the narrow smile she gets before she laughs. “Anyway, I like having a man around the house. It keeps my juices flowing. I work better when I hear the grunts of a football game coming from the next room.”

  I took a second to realize she was teasing me. Football season was over a couple months already, so I knew she wasn’t talking about television. But I used to play for Ohio State, ten years ago. I never started, except a few games my last two years when the real tight ends got busted or had busted something up. I played special teams, swarming under the ball after a kick. She tweaked my nose like that all the time. Often as not she was in the other room before I realized I’d been tweaked.

  But football got me to college, which I could never have afforded otherwise. My dad worked the line at the plant when I was younger, and my mother worked half-time checkout at a supermarket in the north end, away from our home, my dad’s plant and my schools. My dad wouldn’t have liked her working, but if she wanted the two of us to eat she had no choice. Dad drank. Most of what he earned went into a cigar box under the bar of one of the taverns in the industrial part of town.

  Seventh grade, before I grew so big, I came home on a January afternoon. The sky hung grey, ready for an early dark. When I got to our semi-detached, I knew something had gone wrong. My father’s car angled across the driveway and the front door cocked open, despite the cold. I ran into the house unzipping my coat. The second I opened my mouth to call out, my father bulled around the hall corner and smacked me with the back of his hand across my face. “I bet you knew all along, you skunk!” I slumped against the spindly table by the door. As I shook myself upright, his tires coughed up frozen ground and peeled his car down the street, through the stop sign at the corner and out of sight.

  I found my mother in the hallway outside the bathroom, bloody and disheveled. I had looked for her first in the kitchen, and that’s where I saw the chair broken to splinters and all the cleaning mixtures tossed from under the sink. The blood, thank God, had come only from her nose, when she got hit there by a box of detergent he hurled at her, in apparent rage at supermarket products. A guy on the line with Dad had just moved to the north end, and his wife had gotten into a conversation with Ma, and so the word got back about my mother’s job. I helped Ma to the kitchen. While she washed herself in the sink, she kept saying, “Try to understand your father. I lied to him. He’s never lied to me, not ever.”

  7.

  That was the first time he hit either of us. Over the next few years our house became a circus of violence and apology. Every month or so, Dad rustled up another outburst. When he decided he would save money by staying out of bars and drinking at home, I started to get interested in sports.

  It took my body a couple of years to cooperate with me, but by the time I was fifteen I’d grown to 5’9”. Lifting made each inch muscular. Dad mostly exploded at the house, the furniture, the dishes, but sometimes he went for Ma or me. As I grew bigger he stopped coming after me. Then, once, he just took it in his head to hurl his glass at my mother from his drinking chair. He caught her with the rim above the eye and she went down, bleeding and screaming. I charged up from the basement, where I was doing curls with the little weights Coach let me take home, and right away I knew what he’d done. Usually I go to Ma, help her, see what I can do to make someone better, rather than make the whole thing worse, but this time my adrenaline already pumped through me from lifting and I went right over to Dad.

  I didn’t touch him. I swear I didn’t. I thought I was going to, and he thought so too. His eyes greyed like I was Judgment, and he froze. I put my face in his and tried to shout, but his fear plugged up my words. So close to him, I did what I could. I kissed him at his failing hairline and with my right hand I
set his bottle on its side, so the vodka glugged out into his chair. Then I went to help Ma.

  I think he wanted to hit me then, kick me, smash me with the bottle, scream, but he didn’t. He just looked at the draining alcohol, just to stare off at something not me and not Ma.

  He never hit either of us again, but the drinking didn’t stop. We just accommodated him, as though his concession not to hit us should have rendered us so grateful we should accept his nightly stupor, his illnesses, his unpredictable kindnesses without question.

  8.

  My freshman year at college, my father moved into a white-collar job. Line Consultant, I think they called him. Though I went to school less than fifty miles from my home, I lived away, only in part because the team mostly lived and ate together. We played Thanksgiving, so Christmas break was my first time home. The house creaked with weariness much more than when I’d left. When my father came home that first night he seemed to be choked by the polyester tie around his throat.

  My mother had told me how pleased and proud she was of Dad for getting into management, but Dad didn’t share her enthusiasm. He said nothing as he lumbered through the kitchen to the bathroom, a whole fist yanking the knot of the tie from his neck, and only, “Welcome home, son,” as he took the bottle and glasses from the cupboard on his way into the living room. “Join me in a drink later?” he said without looking at me, only tinkling the glasses to mark me as his audience.

  “He talks a little more about stopping,” Ma said.

  “Has he cut down at all?”

  “Oh, Lord, yes. I don’t think he drinks before he gets home at all now. And I’ve been diluting the bottle little by little,” she whispered, “to wean him.”

  An hour later, when I went in to talk with him, you couldn’t tell Ma had diluted the bottle. His eyes couldn’t decide between themselves what to focus on, so his right one chose me and the left some of the silk flowers my mother had taken up as a paying hobby. “I’m proud of you, Dad. New job!”